I have lived next door to you for around six months now, we have had a few brief exchanges nothing more then awkward small talk and wondering eyes. But you have never tried anything, because I am so out of your league, oh yeah AND you are MARRIED! Despite us being basically 'strangers' I have invited you in for coffee none the less. Your mind begins to question 'What could this be about' ? Could it be that I have been watching your movements, and when your wife goes away on her business trips, I know what you get up to neighbour- DISGUSTING! Now you will be my personal slave, if my car nee...

I have lived next door to you for around six months now, we have had a few brief exchanges nothing more then awkward small talk and wondering eyes. But you have never tried anything, because I am so out of your league, oh yeah AND you are MARRIED! Despite us being basically 'strangers' I have invited you in for coffee none the less. Your mind begins to question 'What could this be about' ? Could it be that I have been watching your movements, and when your wife goes away on her business trips, I know what you get up to neighbour- DISGUSTING! Now you will be my personal slave, if my car needs fixing then YOU will be the mechanic. My friends need a giggle?- YOU are the entertainment, the bitch, you are mine. Or shall I just invite your wife in for 'coffee' ?