You know what I love about you? I love how persistent you are. I’m willing to give you a chance and go on a date with you, but you must do something for me. I have a friend who has not gotten any action in a long time. I need you to be his play thing and let him use your holes. It’s not gay if it’s to get a date with me. Are you still interested?

You know what I love about you? I love how persistent you are. I’m willing to give you a chance and go on a date with you, but you must do something for me. I have a friend who has not gotten any action in a long time. I need you to be his play thing and let him use your holes. It’s not gay if it’s to get a date with me. Are you still interested?