Want to help me massage my tired feet and wrinkled soles? Mmmm... that would feel so good. Come close, lie right here next to me, and run your hands over my curled toes and feet. Look at all those wrinkles! And look how well you can see them when I pour baby oil all over my feet and rub the shimmering liquid in really well... I wonder if I can massage and oil the wrinkles right out of my feet! Do you think so?

love,
Tara