Hellooooo??? I'm supposed to be checking in on you, per your wife's request. Where are you hiding, neighbor? Oh, there you are! Is everything all right? Heaven forbid anything goes wrong and my best friend places the blame on little old me for not checking on her hubby often enough! hee hee hee Well, while I'm here, there is actually something you can help ME with. Do you mind? Oh, you're so neighborly! Now, the word going around the neighborhood is that you're an ass man. Is that true?? Oh, no use denying it. All the women have noticed your watchful eye and ass-loving tendencies! Now, I j... Show more