Oh, girlfriend, you wouldn't believe the day I had! What do you mean... is he still at school and rolling on the ground? I don't understand... all I did was knee him in the balls. I mean... it can't hurt THAT bad. I don't know... he was like some nerdy guy that just followed me around too much. I didn't like the look of him. Well, what was I supposed to do? I've never done that before... I just thought... well, it seemed appropriate at the time! He was groveling when I did it... did you see? Oh, it all went down after school. So many people were watching. I think he was crying! And he just...

Oh, girlfriend, you wouldn't believe the day I had! What do you mean... is he still at school and rolling on the ground? I don't understand... all I did was knee him in the balls. I mean... it can't hurt THAT bad. I don't know... he was like some nerdy guy that just followed me around too much. I didn't like the look of him. Well, what was I supposed to do? I've never done that before... I just thought... well, it seemed appropriate at the time! He was groveling when I did it... did you see? Oh, it all went down after school. So many people were watching. I think he was crying! And he just wouldn't get up. As if I actually caused him that much pain. What a big baby. Maybe that means he has nothing down there... or maybe he has a lot! Who knows! Really? Was he still doubled over and clutching his testicles when you saw him last? Was he totally embarrassed? Oh, it was so funny!!