Now, what happened to you at school today, honey? Oh, no, he didn't! A tried to pinch you!! Now, you know that means he really likes you... but that's no excuse for him to hurt my! I'll tell you what... it's time to teach you a very important rule. There's always a way to keep boys - and men - in line. THis will be useful to you throughout your entire life, no matter how old the boy is. All you have to do is... threaten to hurt his family jewels. That's right. And I'll show you just how it's done.... Well, hello, step-son! Tell me all about your day. What...why... what the hell happene... Show more