I'm busted! I thought you and your wife weren't home, that the contents of your bedside safe would be all mine, but you caught me red-handed! I found myself at your mercy, caught in the act, and nothing to defend myself against your anger and the police you told me were already on their way... well, except for my best "weapons" of all. I know I don't have much time... I could be dragged off to jail in a matter of minutes. It doesn't take me long to notice that photo of you and your wife on the table... she's not actually very attractive. My escape route is already secured. I gingerly make m... Show more