I'm so glad you're here!! My best friend and confidante... boy, do I have a tale for you today! Oh, it was the most horrible experience of my life, beginning to end! It's almost unbelievable... but I knew YOU would believe me... and sympathize with my predicament. You're always on my side. We share EVERYTHING, don't we? We have no secrets. Why haven't you and I ever dated? Hmmmm... Oh, yes, my story! Well, it all began when I went to that public nude beach last weekend. Remember when I invited you? And you just made up excuses not to go with me... Well, I was there all by myself and then, ...

I'm so glad you're here!! My best friend and confidante... boy, do I have a tale for you today! Oh, it was the most horrible experience of my life, beginning to end! It's almost unbelievable... but I knew YOU would believe me... and sympathize with my predicament. You're always on my side. We share EVERYTHING, don't we? We have no secrets. Why haven't you and I ever dated? Hmmmm... Oh, yes, my story! Well, it all began when I went to that public nude beach last weekend. Remember when I invited you? And you just made up excuses not to go with me... Well, I was there all by myself and then, I saw this handsome man... Oh, I had no idea in that first moment what an ordeal I would be going through!!!

love,
Tara