I can't believe what my angered rivals did! I can't believe they threw stuff at me... now there's some sickening stain on my shirt and it stinks! I had to get out of those clothes fast and shower myself clean and wholesome again. Those feminist rallies are dangerous! Who knew? When I came out of the shower... can you believe that I felt different? I looked in the mirror and... one of my beautiful brown eyes had turned a bright hue of blue!! It MUST be that god-awful mystery liquid slathered across my chest. Was that crowd filled with tit-haters, or what?!? By the time I made it to my... Show more