Listen here, fat bitch. Listen REAL GOOD. It's obvious that you've totally let yourself go. So, you got a "bit" lazy after the honeymoon, ay? Now, look at yourself. You should be ashamed. You're so fucking FAT! Your husband told me he wanted me to talk to you... to point out all your rolls and faults, to show off my hot, slender body to you, even the stomach YOU will never have. I'm perfect... are you jealous??

xoxo
Tara