I've already relented to going out on a date with you. What else can you ask for. I've given in, and you're about to take me out for a neighborly night out. I have no idea what you're after or what you intend for the evening, but when I stand up to follow you out the door, I realize.... you're smaller! Aren't you supposed to be taller than I am?? I haven't even put on my massive platform flip flops, the only shoes I can wear with these overly long tight jeans. And you're STILL shrinking! Right before my eyes... and yours! What's causing this? I don't know, but it sure is funny!! And you're... Show more