Hmmm... I'm afraid your condition is indeed quite dire. Did the doctor not inform you of the final diagnosis? I'm afraid you've been afflicted with a rare and potentially lethal virus causing you to shrink every time that you ejaculate. Let me just exam you.... I'm going to work your penis for a bit of necessary analysis... Oh, my!! You're shrinking again!! I'll just record your corrected height measurement on my chart here.... Just five feet now! hee hee hee I'll leave someone else to clean up that mess you just made. Goodbye! (The poor fellow has no idea what he's in for... I feel so pow... Show more