You know what I need. You can tell as soon as I walk in. Can't you tell that my arm pits are all itchy, scratchy, hairy, and overgrown? My hair's been growing for a full week! It's prickly, dark, thick, and so unladylike. I'm in need of a very careful shave. I can't wait to return to smooth and soft once again! Can you see all the little sharp hairs? How do you think my dark haired arm pits look? Are they befitting my sexy topless look? I didn't think so. My trusty personal shaver is going to do wonders for these pits under my arms... just watch as I powder and smooth it all away!