Hello! Oh, I miss you sooo much. What's happening there? Anything fun at school? And... you're not letting yourself be distracted from your studies are you? Oh, I can't believe I only get to talk to you on Skype now! You're so far away... just remember to keep an eye on your grades and don't let yourself be distracted by anything... like S-E-X! No, no, your step-dad and I would be very upset with you. No, you should find other ways to deal with any of those... inclinations. You know (don't make your step-mom say it!!), take "care" of those needs in other ways. You know... find some "materia... Show more