I had no idea what I was in for that day... I was home from the office, dressed in my best business attire, all neat and tidy, and wearing my best pair of pantyhose. I thought I heard something strange... was something in my own home??? I searched and searched for the cause... could I be imagining it? I stumbled around in my high heel shoes, losing my pumps a few times as I scurried around the room. And then... I was dragged over the couch, head-first, by some unseen monster... kicking and screaming with my poor helpless feet dangling in the air!!!