Embarrassed are you? ASHAMED?! What have you to say for yourself?? You've stolen your stepsisters' and stepmother's women's fashion magazines and stockpiled them under your own bed. What in the world do you need them for?? Secretly want to be a woman? Gay?! Have a thing for women's magazines? Want to read all about women's woes? TELL ME! If you don't start talking, I can think up so much more to punish you with. As it is, I have to wear two pairs of gloves just to feel clean enough to be near you! Oh, is that the best you can come up with? Well, I'm so glad you LOVE "reading the a... Show more