House sitting is such a drag. I mean, they're my relatives and all but... what is all this weird stuff in their house. Do they think they're rich or something? Why does anyone need this much stuff? It's stupid. I think THEY are stupid. I'm so bored! I'd rather pick my nose than hang out at this place. What was that? A knock on the door? Oooh, a package! Who's this from? It's... a new remote control. Well, what in the heck am I supposed to do with this? All these buttons... as if I'm expected to know how to use it. Ridiculous. Maybe there's something good on t.v. Oh, look at that woman! Ha! ... Show more