Do you want to hear my secret? My dirty, hairy little secret? Come closer, and I'll show you. Only you. Now, don't tell anyone but... I haven't shaved my underarms in DAYS!! I completely forgot! Wanna peek? See all that gross stubble!? All those prickly little dark hairs! My armpits are all hairy.... but I know you love it. Take a closer look if you like, close enough to lick them!

love,
Tara