I just have to hurry and get dressed for my friend's barbecue. Mmmm... to think of all those delicious foods that await! Pork ribs, potato salad, DESSERT! I think a skirt and top will be great for an outdoor party... oh, gross! When did I get that stomach hanging out over my waistband! And my ass! When did it get so wide! Forget it. I bet I'll look hot in my jeans. They'll pull everything in and tighten me up! And a cute summer top... oh, god! I AM gaining weight! Look at this muffin top... and that's after it took me ages to squeeze into the jeans! I had to squeeze my ass cheeks together ... Show more