Hi there... Can you guess what I'm wearing beneath the covers? Or what I'm doing right now between the sheets? Hee hee hee... I want to relax you with my slow and sensual bubblegum chewing and loud lip smacking. It's so delicious. You deserve a break, you know. I want you to join me in relaxing, listen to my gum chewing, and watch me closely... I'll remove the covers just for you. Will you play along with me? Yes, that's it. Just enjoy the show... and yourself. I'm going to make myself come now...

love,
Tara