What? You didn't expect one of Santa's Elves to stop by from the North Pole? Well, Santa's a very busy man and well, things are a little tight this year. You see, there's many more of you on the Nice List than Santa is able to accommodate this year. So, it's my job to move more people over to the Naughty List. That includes YOU, my friend. Oh, you claim you can't be of service, that your wife would you if you did anything naughty?? Well, she's out holiday shopping at the moment, and I happen to know that she won't be back for... well, long enough for what I need to achieve. Now, YOU are go... Show more