The floor? Really? Oh, that's such an ugly, dirty task... ooooh, look how filthy it is down there!! And I have to scrub it with my own pretty hands? This is really hard work... and such a mess! I'm on my hands and knees, ruining my clean white stockings, rubbing my soft knees raw, and hunched over to do this dirty, dirty work for my boss.

love,
Tara