All right, men. I'm sick and tired of seeing so many bulges in trousers when I stand before you. You show no discipline, no self-control, and no respect for your commanding officer. Now, what's the cause of this, men? Can you not contain yourselves, even in the line of duty, when a female stands before you? You've been trained to be above being mere men; you're SOLDIERS. Instead, you're squirming in the ranks, sporting tents the size of your rifles, and wavering in position. It's time to get you men in line. Severe disciplinary action is called for. If you can't handle the pressure, if you... Show more