Ooooh, OH! OUCH! My ankle is so very sore, so tender... I have to be so gentle with it. Wrapping it in a big bandage just hurts so much. If I can just squeeze my swelling foot into my favorite sneakers... OUCH! Oh, I still can't walk normally... what a horrible . And it hurts so much. I better rest... it's so sad to be stuck at home and unable to get off the couch! Or... I could pass the time masturbating...!!!

xoxo
Tar