You stopped over just to ask me to buy for you? Well, aren't you too cute! And you never even bothered to stop by just for a friendly chat before. Well, I'll have you know that I will not break the law just so you can score, or whatever it was you were going to do with that bottle of liquid courage. Ha! Look at you... you're blushing! You ARE inexperienced, aren't you! Hmmm... that gives me an idea. You know, I have a bottle right here in my cupboard. And a shot glass for you too. Would you like to bum some off of me? I can be right here to look over you and... in exchange for my hospitali...

You stopped over just to ask me to buy for you? Well, aren't you too cute! And you never even bothered to stop by just for a friendly chat before. Well, I'll have you know that I will not break the law just so you can score, or whatever it was you were going to do with that bottle of liquid courage. Ha! Look at you... you're blushing! You ARE inexperienced, aren't you! Hmmm... that gives me an idea. You know, I have a bottle right here in my cupboard. And a shot glass for you too. Would you like to bum some off of me? I can be right here to look over you and... in exchange for my hospitality, you can repay me by allowing me to test your personal limits while you take one shot after the next. That's right, I'm going to see you completely blubbering and nearly by the end of it! We're going to play a little game. I'll call it "Tara Says." You have to do EVERYTHING that I dictate to you. Oh, we're going to have so much fun! You won't even feel embarrassed, uncomfortable, or humiliated while I'm laughing at you once you're all warm and fuzzy inside from that liquid courage being poured down your throat again and again... especially not when I make you come right here in my living room exactly how and when I say. Are you ready? Let's play!

xoxo
Tara