Umm... oomph. ugh... ahh!! This is so hard! Why can't I get into these jeans this morning? I swear my ass isn't any bigger or rounder than normal! I just can't get these jeans over my thighs and ass! I've been struggling with them quite a while... pinching and squeezing, jumping and tugging, squirming and fidgeting... maybe if I take off my panties, there'll be more room to squeeze into my jeans. Or maybe if I switch to a thong? Hmmm... there's got to be a way! I'm not quitting until I'm squeezed all snug and tight in my favorite jeans!!

xoxo,
Tara