"Next please! Yes, your name? Okay... the number you were given when you came in? All right, then. And... we're asking every gentleman to tell us his perceived size. Yes, be honest please. Doesn't matter if you've measured yourself before or not. What do you think your size is? Okay then. Now, I take the scientific measurement. No, your results won't be divulged here, but we may mail the results to you if you like. Now, hold your member out straight for me please. I said hold it out please... you are?? Well, where is it? But I don't see... why, that can't be... I've never... Let me call... Show more