What? You come home and start harassing me for finding me in the kitchen? I'm in the middle of eating my meal! A girl needs to eat, you know! What am I supposed to do? Starve myself? PUH-LEASE. I can be asked to do no such thing. I'm HUNGRY! Stop taking the food away from my mouth! Stop squeezing my pudgy waist! And don't jiggle my thighs, poke at my tight clothes, and spank my fat ass. Just stop teasing me. I need to eat! I LOVE to eat, and I'm going to stuff myself until I finally feel full. I'm probably going to get fatter and fatter... you're just going to have to get used to it! ... Show more