Ah, um, excuse me. I know you don't know me... I'm just up this way from Texas, in town for a BIG competition. I bet you could tell from my accent. Ha! You see, I could use some friendly assistance... if you could be so kind. And you DO look like such a kindhearted man, a giving man... and a big stud too, if I may be so bold! hee hee hee! Well, you see, there's a big competition tomorrow. And I need to practice. Where I'm from, they call me a "milkmaid." hee hee hee. No, I don't exactly milk cows.... I milk men!! And you look like SUCH a perfect specimen! I bet you have so much milky wh... Show more