"You unlock this door with the key of imagination. Beyond it is another dimension — a dimension of sound, a dimension of sight, a dimension of mind. You're moving into a land of both shadow and substance, of things and ideas. You've just crossed over into THE TAINTON ZONE!" This week's episode, submitted for your approval, brings you a sexy tale about a young man devastated to find not a single present was left by Santa on Christmas morning. Left angry, disappointed, and disparaged, this young virgin doesn't realize he's about to learn the most joyful lesson of all, courtesy of Santa's ... Show more