Oh, my poor boy is laid up in bed, thanks to your skateboard stunts. Now, you're confined all summer long with not one, but TWO, broken arms! No worry, I'm at your side to nurture you back to perfect health. We'll have you all healed up in no time! But, what's that? A boner standing up under the bed covers?? Oh, dear! We hadn't thought of that! What in the world are you going to do all summer long with no... well, no way to take care of it? Don't worry dear... after all the wonderful times we've had together over the past few years, I couldn't possibly let my boy suffer like that.... Show more