Oh gosh, oh gosh! Am I really here?! I'm on stage! So may people are watching me... I have my own AUDIENCE! Hello, everyone!! I'm... I'm so honored to be here. I've never been in a beauty pageant before... this is my dream come true! hee hee hee (One moment, I was reading a beauty spell from one of my grandmother's books and the next, I'm in the mist of a beauty contest in a glamorous gown with silky blonde locks and huge tits!) I can't believe it... I... oh, I'm supposed to answer some questions now? What's next then? The swimsuit competition? Are g-strings allowed? Oh, I'm going... Show more