Now, what is that pout for? Why does my big boy look upset? What do you mean she didn't show up? The girl you were going on a date with? Oh, you poor thing.... she doesn't deserve you then, you know. Not my wonderful boy. Now, what's the big deal? Did you really like her? No? Then, why... OH! You just wanted to... Oh, dear. Yes, I know what you boys get up to at your age... what you need... but, honey, you can go take care of that in your room all by yourself. You don't need a girl for that. Just go... Oh, don't make me say the "M word"! Do you need your step-mother to help you? Of course, ... Show more