Oh, yes, we ALL have it in for you! Oh, we love to tease and harass and make your life MISERABLE. We taunt you, claiming you're part of the "team," then we turn on you and point out just how pathetic you are and in just what ways we feel so much better about ourselves because we have a little shrimp like you around to compare ourselves to. You're our team mascot! You're sooo good for morale! Just look how tall and athletic we look compared to you... how much you drive up our confidence... and how handy you...
Oh, yes, we ALL have it in for you! Oh, we love to tease and harass and make your life MISERABLE. We taunt you, claiming you're part of the "team," then we turn on you and point out just how pathetic you are and in just what ways we feel so much better about ourselves because we have a little shrimp like you around to compare ourselves to. You're our team mascot! You're sooo good for morale! Just look how tall and athletic we look compared to you... how much you drive up our confidence... and how handy you...