We need to talk. Are you awake yet? There's no point in putting off this discussion. Well... it's not really a discussion, more like a one-way talk. If you keep acting the way you have been, like a total disappointment and not giving me all I want and need, you know things are going to change around here. In fact, you really have naturally become more of... an accessory. You're more of a decoration... something to add to my overall look and persona, but of no real use to me. I would love to carry you around, just dangling around my neck, or in my purse perhaps, and show you off to some ... Show more