Now, look here. I totally understand your problem. I mean, how can any man be expected to go that long without coming? I can't believe your girlfriend left on holiday, only to decide to prolong it, and keep you locked up all chaste at home! I had no idea this was going on. How can you bear it?? What are we going to do for you... what is the solution? No man can be asked to wait that long! Your nuts look like they're about to fall off! Let's see... have you ever thought about an anal orgasm? You know what I mean, don't you? You could come... without having to touch your dick. I mean, I t...

Now, look here. I totally understand your problem. I mean, how can any man be expected to go that long without coming? I can't believe your girlfriend left on holiday, only to decide to prolong it, and keep you locked up all chaste at home! I had no idea this was going on. How can you bear it?? What are we going to do for you... what is the solution? No man can be asked to wait that long! Your nuts look like they're about to fall off! Let's see... have you ever thought about an anal orgasm? You know what I mean, don't you? You could come... without having to touch your dick. I mean, I think it's the last resort. You're certainly not going to get any female attention with that thing locking you up. What you need to do is go out and by the biggest dildo you can find. You really must consider it!

Love you!
Tara