Oh, it's you... What in the world made you stop by, thinking I'd want to see you and that freakish anomaly in your pants?? I told you it's way TOO HUGE!!! I can't do anything with it; you're hung like a, and no one wants to play with you. But you just can't help wanting to show it off, can you? You know you look like a circus sideshow when you whip that thing out.... wait a minute, I mean, when you finally "release the Kraken" from the depths of your oversized pants! You're going to HIT me with that thing!! Let me prepare; I need to protect myself. I'm just a tiny girl you could throw acros... Show more