Aren't you going to let me call you "step-son" now? I think it's about time. I want you to call me "step-mommy," especially since I am the only family you now have left. First, your step-mother died tragically in a car crash, then it was hard to come to terms with your step-father marrying me just 3 weeks later. I do have that effect on men. They can't resist me. I'm sure you'll understand when you get older. I know... I know... your step-father has now died suddenly as well. It was a heart attack, you know, while... well, I guess the pleasure of my touch was just too much for him. I... Show more