Hi!! I'm so sorry to bother you. I just have a small favor to ask of you... I need to borrow a cup of sugar. Could you spare one?? I would be SO grateful. You're so generous. I really appreciate it. Oh, my!!! Is that a bulge in your pants? Were you watching me work in my yard just now?? Wow... I'm so flattered. You know, I do owe you a favor in return. I feel so bad for bothering you and interrupting what you were doing. How about if I just help you take care of that hard dick in your pants... Would you like that?

xoxo
Tara