We're best friends... you're so good with women, such a great listener, and so cool to hang out with. But ALL THIS TIME... I never knew!!! I had no idea you were actually STILL A VIRGIN!! I mean... how?!?! Once I get over the fact that you've been hiding that fact from me, I get over it by getting YOU over it. Well... my friend's gonna take care of that little issue of your remaining virginal condition. We've been hanging out with you all afternoon, and when you finally reveal your big secret, I don't hesitate in getting down to business. I shove you to the floor, sit in your chest, tell yo... Show more