Seriously! When did you get that thing?! Well, you know what I mean... of course you've had it since you were born. Lucky you! I just can't believe it's so... well, it's... I've never seen a foreskin so long! It's so... masculine! So sexual. You're... well, how did I not know you were sporting something so incredible in your pants all this time? Why didn't you tell me!! Well, I don't know... I just would've liked to know... you know... in case. Well, stop putting me on the spot! It's just the coolest thing I've ever seen. You're so... can I touch it? Oh, wow! It's so soft! And loose and si...

Seriously! When did you get that thing?! Well, you know what I mean... of course you've had it since you were born. Lucky you! I just can't believe it's so... well, it's... I've never seen a foreskin so long! It's so... masculine! So sexual. You're... well, how did I not know you were sporting something so incredible in your pants all this time? Why didn't you tell me!! Well, I don't know... I just would've liked to know... you know... in case. Well, stop putting me on the spot! It's just the coolest thing I've ever seen. You're so... can I touch it? Oh, wow! It's so soft! And loose and silky. It's... can I just... touch my mouth to it? I want to... well, I'm totally going to get carried away down here! You can't tell our friends that I just sucked you off spontaneously!