You're willing to do whatever to get my attention.. and I love that I can take advantage of your desperation. If you want to enjoy my company, you're going to have to SMELL my hot BREATH and BURPS! As I open my big MOUTH and stick out my long TONGUE, the pungent odor of my insides come blasting out at you! Must be HUMILIATING that you have to endure my BAD BREATH and BURPS just so I'll give you the time of day!