I'm giving you a special treat today, not sure why as we both know you don't deserve it. I'm going to let you slip off my soft suede strappy sandals. It's so cute how your hands shake as you fumble with the tiny golden buckles. It's almost like taking off a bra, isn't it? Something else you haven't quite mastered. I laugh when I realize I've a tiny sequin stuck to my sole and you almost lose your mind with the desire to lick it off. You're so lucky to get even a minute of of "face time" with my wrinkly soles and bitsy toes. Don't forget to kiss each one!