You are really a crashing bore. I'd rather read Twitter, play Pokemon, laugh at funny videos, basically do ANYTHING than look at your ugly mug. You don't deserve to even gaze upon my face, so stare at my boots instead, dope. I know you secretly adore poring over every line of my legs anyway and now you get to be super creepy, so it's a double win.

You are really a crashing bore. I'd rather read Twitter, play Pokemon, laugh at funny videos, basically do ANYTHING than look at your ugly mug. You don't deserve to even gaze upon my face, so stare at my boots instead, dope. I know you secretly adore poring over every line of my legs anyway and now you get to be super creepy, so it's a double win.