Why in the world do you think you should have any money when you can't even hold onto it, spend it wisely, or even deserve it? We both know how hopeless you are, and how good it will feel to finally give over the reins and hand all that money over to me. My shiny skintight red dress, shiny tights, and sky-high stilettos have you trembling. There's no way you're getting out of here with money left in your wallet, so just shhh and let it happen.