I know you'd rather stroke and worship My perfect ass on Valentine's Day instead of spending time with her, admit it. You crave to sit at home pumping away as you goon mindlessly over My mesmerizing curves coaxing you further into submission for Me. It's so easy to fuck your pathetic and weak mind because you're so desperate to goon over My ass, and you'd rather do that than fuck her on Valentine's Day, isn't that right subbie?