Gooning is your sex life.
Gooning is your lifestyle.
Gooning is your purpose.
It's all consuming, and your beta mind is so pathetically desperate to have your brain fucked hard. Such a inferior little gooner boy who gets weaker with each pump. Only helpless freaks such as yourself humps your hand for hours upon hours until you don't even know what time it is or how deep you've gone down the rabbit hole for your addiction to porn... I have you right where I want you gooner, and I am here to take full advantage of your weakness.