I know who you are, I know what you are, and there's no turning back at this point. As soon as you read the word "gooner" you felt a rush that made you sink to your knees, it's only natural for a beta loser such as yourself to have a Gooner Gaze! Any little crumb of porn, interaction, or even twitter posts sends you into a gooning frenzy pumping and pressing send until there is nothing left but crippling ruin and aching to give into your relapse-fantasy and continue the cycle...