You've been so lonely for so long, whining and complaining to me about how badly you want a girlfriend. I think you even asked me to marry you once. I'm tired of hearing you whine and complain about it when I know the truth, and I think it's time for you to hear it. And you may not like it, but that's ok, I have another great solution for you :)

You've been so lonely for so long, whining and complaining to me about how badly you want a girlfriend. I think you even asked me to marry you once. I'm tired of hearing you whine and complain about it when I know the truth, and I think it's time for you to hear it. And you may not like it, but that's ok, I have another great solution for you :)