You've never cared about her birthday, and you never will. Every year she thinks it's going to be different, that you'll finally be the man she wants you to be, and it's never going to happen. But the minute you learn it's my birthday, I know that horny brain is going into overdrive to make me happy and please me. My birthday matters, not hers. I'll always win.

You've never cared about her birthday, and you never will. Every year she thinks it's going to be different, that you'll finally be the man she wants you to be, and it's never going to happen. But the minute you learn it's my birthday, I know that horny brain is going into overdrive to make me happy and please me. My birthday matters, not hers. I'll always win.